Saturday, 6 January 2024

A New Year's Book Review

  

There's a lot of common sense in Dr. Peter Attia’s book about living a longer, healthier life. It’s just a little long. His 500-page book, Outlive: The Science and Art of Longevity could be summarized as thus: Eat less. Sleep more. Exercise. Oh yes, and meditate. 

Attia tries not to be too prescriptive, particularly when it comes to diet. But he stresses one thing in particular: don’t eat too much. Your body’s cells need time without food. According to Attia, while fasting periodically has not been scientifically proven to improve health, studies show that eating less overall leads to better outcomes. Especially when it comes to refined sugar, a contributor to type two diabetes, less is better. 

Attia states some of the obvious: don’t smoke and don’t over-eat. Don’t gain too much excess weight, unless it’s muscle (we can all relate to the nasty side-effects of muscle weight gain, can’t we?) 

But even for us skinny guys, it’s not all good news. Even if you appear healthy, you may be dealing with a number of genetic factors that increase your risk of cardiovascular disease. On this subject, Attia goes into doctor’s details about everything going on in your blood. To be honest, it got a little heavy. I’ll trust that my doctor is on top of things. 

What we can all do is exercise. Exercise is the elixir to so many of our health issues; disease and injury can often be prevented or delayed when we commit to moderate physical activity at least three to four times a week. 

He also emphasizes the importance of strength conditioning as we get older. We tend to lose about 10% of our muscle mass every decade we age, which can lead to injury and physical decline. This is a tough one for me to get enthused about as I haven’t lifted a barbell since I was 13. There’s something inherently boring about lifting weights... For me, at least, there has to be an incentive, and I don't need to impress the girls anymore. 

Then there’s sleep. Attia’s prescription is simple: get enough of it, at least 7-8 hours a night. Not only does it regenerate your mind, it may reduce the risk of diseases like Alzheimer's. Also helpful to prevent dementia: Challenge your mind as you age. But don't just do crossword puzzles. Learn another language or pick up dancing – something that involves more complicated movements rather than simply walking or running. 

This all sounds great, you might be thinking, but maybe you don’t really want to do all that. Hey, I understand. I don’t want to do a lot of things too. Not all of us have the ruthless dedication of the author. But it might help to look 10, 20, and 30 years into the future, as this doctor advises, to think about how you want to feel at that time. How do you want to spend retirement – limited by injury and disease or active and feeling good? 

You don’t have to be obsessed about it either. Even this self-proclaimed health nut of an author says in an interview that he’s not totally obsessed. He’ll eat a cookie, you know, if his kids make it for him. And he occasionally skips his daily exercise routine – you know, for family events. He even allows himself an alcoholic drink most nights of the week. 

Notably, he also stresses the importance of mental health. As with anything, it does no good to have a perfect body but a poor mental state. Attia was forced to confront an abusive past to deal with his anger management issues. The vulnerability expressed in the last chapters of the book were some of the most illuminating to me. 

A meditation retreat might sound daunting (10 minutes a day is tough enough), but it did wonders for the author. Along with counselling, we should not discount the importance of dealing with past trauma and the personal demons we all carry with us. 

In conclusion (this feels like a grade 8 book review), it’s a good book. A little long, but worth reading; a helpful reminder as to what will make us healthy and, even more importantly, feel good long into the future. 

Monday, 1 January 2024

What not to expect in 2024

 

Who would have thought 2023 would be so great? I mean, it had its problems, but overall, can we at least say we feel better about the state of the world today than in 2022? Don't answer that. Instead, let's look with fresh eyes into the future, not to predict what will happen, but what will most definitely not happen in 2024... 

  

Donald Trump takes a steep dive in the polls after displaying a soft spot for immigrants. In a recording taken by his disgraced lawyer Rudy Giuliani, Trump talks favourably of those who have illegally crossed the border. “They’re beautiful people,” he says with a hint of emotion. “They clean my bathrooms. They hide my documents. Let’s build a wall, but.... let’s put some holes in it.” Trump loses all traction with his base, while Nikki Haley becomes the first woman to win a Republican nomination. Ever so gently, she puts all the angry white men in their place.  

  

A Canadian hockey team impresses the nation with a victory or two in the playoffs. Sorry, that's all I got on hockey...  

  

New pandemic restrictions are introduced in Saskatchewan and Alberta. Although there’s no mask mandate (in fact, both governments introduce a no-mask-ever mandate), those suspected of infection are kept in isolation for months. This may or may not include the leaders of the official opposition, whom no one has heard from since 2023.  

  

Joe Biden goes on TikTok to boost his popularity with the youth. Through the power of AI, he even gets a skip in his step (literally, he starts skipping). Through voice modulation software, no longer do you have to turn up the volume to hear his speeches, and through powerful computer-generated imagery, an unfortune fall at an event now looks like he’s doing a cartwheel. Young people fall in love with the new and improved AI Joe, following him all the way to the ballot box.  

  

Climate change is no longer newsworthy. Not one abnormal weather event occurs in 2024. The weather is perfect for Canada – enough moisture, a perfect balance of heat and cold, not a single forest fire south of the Northwest Territories, with a pleasant breeze 23 hours of every day. The only complaint is against the clear skies – without the smoke, children can no longer safely stare at the sun.  

  

The Summer Olympics are an incredible success, according to French media. By all measures of French culture, the Olympics dans Paris are par excellence (side note: I took high school French). Athletes set records for being slower, lower, and weaker than ever before thanks to unlimited croissants at every meal. The wine fountains at water stations don’t help either.

  

Justin Trudeau goes on Tinder. For a prime minister down in the polls, he gets a lot of swipes-right. Yet as things tend to go with this vulnerable G7 leader, all the attention gets him in trouble. After his online affair with the "Princess of Nigeria", finance minister Chrystia Freeland is forced to reign in all spending abroad. Trudeau is restricted to one hour of Tinder time per day under her strict cyber-supervision.  

  

Taylor Swift does not dump Kansas City Chiefs tight-end Travis Kelce. In other words, she’s gonna dump him. I mean, c’mon, is this really gonna last? Instead, she tries her luck with Justin Trudeau after an absent-minded right-swipe.  

  

For five sacred minutes, all nations on earth engage in a worldwide ceasefire. No one dies, no one suffers, and war-stricken nations rebuild (as much as can be done in five minutes) after so much senseless destruction. With such a low bar, we can hope.  

  

Happy New Year!